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Series 9 Episode 8
Don't Mention the War

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Episode number 168
Release Date 24th October 2013
Created By Ann McManus and Maureen Chadwick
Producer Simon Meyers
Director Craig Pickles
Writer Keith Brumpton
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Don't Mention the War is the eighth episode of Series 9.

Synopsis

Staff and pupils don 40s gear for the World War II living history week, with austere rations, which annoys the kids. For authenticity, the teachers organise a foraging expedition, where Kevin, helped by a military uniform and a Glenn Miller disc, wins back Dynasty. The stupid Barry Barry and even dimmer sidekick Darren Hughes pick and eat magic mushrooms, landing them in hospital. Education officer - and Sue's father - Robert Bain arrives for his school inspection, which begins well. However Rhiannon faints after taking the ration diet too seriously, and a goat gets loose in the school. At least Christine manages to stop the pupils from eating the remaining mushrooms, but Sue discovers that she is still employing George despite being aware that his Mandarin is not up to teaching standards, which is ammunition she gives Simon in his bid to become the permanent head. Robert is displeased with Christine, but also berates Simon for being underhand and trying to score points off the headmistress. Battle lines are now drawn between Christine and Simon.

Plot

It’s Living History Week at Waterloo Road, and the whole school is in high spirits, but it’s not long before the day takes a turn for the worse when three pupils take seriously ill. Simon and Sue up the ante in their campaign against Christine, and Kevin woos Dynasty back into his arms.

Sensing an opportunity to impress Education Head Robert Bain, Christine rolls Audrey’s World War II initiative across the curriculum, complete with costumes, rationing – and even a runaway goat! But the fun runs out when Darren and Barry go foraging for dodgy mushrooms in the woods and Rhiannon takes the rationing programme too literally, with all three requiring the paramedics.

Sue learns a secret that threatens to expose George’s overblown Mandarin claims, and composes a dossier of failings in Christine’s leadership. After yet another run in with Christine, Simon’s had enough and places Sue’s dossier straight into the hands of Robert Bain.

Miserable with his single life, Kevin launches a romantic woodland gesture entitled ‘Operation Dynasty’ in a bid to win her back.

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